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The Buffoon And The Valedictorian lyrics
"And now the buffoon s date at the drive-in with the school s valedictorian."

[Valedictorian:] "I really appreciate you re asking me out.
Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement."

[Buffoon:] "This movie sucks shit!"

[Valedictorian:] "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up,
but Ciscel thought it was too preachy.
Anyway, I enjoyed the director s last film immensly."

[Buffoon:] "Cathleen Turner has big fuckin tits!"

[Valedictorian:] "Yes, well, she recently had a child.
I think her maternal biology may play a role in that.
She looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn t she?"

[Buffoon:] "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog s mouth and blew his fuckin head off."

[Valedictorian:] "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon
for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process."

[Buffoon:] "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head."

[Valedictorian:] "Well, I guess she s strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it."

[Buffoon eating popcorn]
[Buffoon:] "This popcorn s fuckin terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it."
[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]

[Valedictorian:] "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing.
Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome
by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."

[Buffoon:] "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin mind!"

[Valedictorian:] "It s ironic that parts of one s body seems odd
and unusual because you don t see them on a day to day basis.

[Buffoon:] "My father s shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin day!"

[Valedictorian:] "It s puzzling why one person s fecal odor can be more overpowering than another s.
I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person s internal metabolism."

[Buffoon:] "I m gonna go get head from that fuckin girl."
[Gets out of the car]

[Valedictorian:] "Well, I m sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion."
[Buffoon walking away]
"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue."

[Buffoon:] "I like to piss in that guy s fuckin gas tank!"

[Valedictorian:] "Bye bye! Have fun."
[Buffoon continues to walk away]
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