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[Parody of "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam]
Oh where oh where can my Playboys be?
My mom took em away from me
I gotta find out where she hid all my books
So I can read my Playboys when she leaves for work
Well I came home about a quarter to ten
Was down at Tommy s hanging out with my friends
I turned my key, I walked into the house
My Mom and Dad were sitting down on the couch
When I saw what Mom had, my face turned red
She said we found these underneath your bed
I couldn t talk, my knees got weak
My Mom found out that I m a porno freak
And just when I thought things got as bad as they could
She said she s confiscating them for my own good
Oh where oh where can my Playboys be?
My mom took em away from me
I gotta figure out where she hid my books
So I can read my Playboys when she leaves for work
Well now it s late, I m lying in my bed
Miss October s dancing through my head
Suddenly, my Dad turned on the light
Said "follow me" and tiptoed down out of sight
We went to the shed, I looked inside and said
"Holy cow, he found my porno pile!"
He winked his eye and then he went back up to bed
I turned around, went back into the shed
Well now it s over, but you know I thank the stars
She didn t find the tape inside my VCR
But now I ve got my pornography
My Dad gave it all back to me
He s such a cool dude he gave back all my books
Now I can read my Playboys when Mom leaves for work
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